my mum used to tell me the ice cream van only played music when it had run out of ice cream
I walked by this bus stop ad every day for at least a week before I recognized who the golf-playing, vasectomy-considering gentleman was.
omfg
Hahahhaha omg
I’m not sure what the hell to make of this!???
i’m laughing so hard facebook thought my knee was a face
omggG
How many tumblr users does it take to screw in a lightbulb without getting offended?
Fuck you, my uncle died while installing a lightbulb.
Tyler, you tried and that’s all that counts.
in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher” and I said “ok” and she pulled a guinea pig out of her purse
Thanks mate! I really appreciate it.
