punchgod: hips that lie </3
Judge: How do you plea?
Me: Just being Miley
alixjay: cartersostoopid: remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day You obviously don’t remember correctly. You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:
cokeflow: trying to get my balls unstuck from my thigh
sfux: bluepikmin: you cant eat the pussy until you finish your vegetables #but mooooooooooooooom
sympathyforthedragon: groovysilvi: kawaiirubbish: kawaiisquad: Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back? probably “g’day mate!” ohmygod hfjgkshdjfkghjks
blargyparble: ihaveasecretaffliction: exigu0us: 12/12/12 is the last repetitive date we will ever see what about 13/13/13 the fuck is wrong with you
spacephase: mememaster: turklet: WHAT IS THE POINT OF THAT LITTLE POCKET INSIDE THE POCKET IN YOUR JEANS YOU CAN’T FIT ANYTHING IN THERE So you dont have to have change giggling around in your pocket THEY NEED TO TEACH THIS SHIT IN SCHOOL SERIOUSLY LIKE I’M GOING TO USE THE KNOWLEDGE OF CALCULATING THE SLOPE OF A LINE MORE THAN HOW THE FUCK MY PANTS ARE ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO WORK am...